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Hilarious items to put in a joke high school survival kit?
I'm making a joke high school survival kit for one of my friends, I want hilarious items that I can put in a box with hilarious captions. For example, I'm going to put a pair of nose glasses and put the caption: if you're not invited to a party, don't worry, just wear this disguise and go anyway.
Any other ideas?
Thanks! 
A pencil and eraser, so that when there's a pop quiz, you can throw the pencil at your friend to get them to give you the answers, but if they don't know, then you throw the eraser at the light switch and escape while everyone is in panic.
I hope you have a large space to write your captions 
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Apocalypse Survival Items?
Okay so I know it's not a sure thing the apocalypse will happen but I would prefer to be prepared regardless. I'm trying to figure out some items that are essential for survival. I've been watching that show Apocalpyse Man on the History Channel so I've learned a little bit.
Heres what I have on my list so far...
-Survival Knife w/ sharpener (pocket knife, machete)
-Survival guide
-Fire Starters (matches, flint, firesteel)
-Strong Nylon rope
-Sturdy, light weight leather boots
-Sleeping bag
-duct tape
-Backpack (should & waist straps)
-Sunglasses
-WATER!
-Thermal Blanket (NASA blanket) lightweight ultra reflective blanket
-Rain gear
-Medical Supplies????... need some ideas besides bandaids and cleaning wipes
-digging tools, axe, pliers, utensils
-bebe gun/rifle/hand gun
-Bible...??? eh
-Breathing mask
-Crossbow, arrows
-Mp3 player
-Pens
-small cut hose
-portable bike pump/ball pump
~If in the right area to use...
-Row Boat w/ oars
- Bike w/
This sounds as though you plan on moving around a lot so long term survival supplies would be out of line here. Your list omits freeze dried food and how much water do you think you can carry? Be sure to be armed as this will save your life. Skip the entertainment such as the Mp3 since you would have to carry batteries to keep it going and these batteries will take up vital room for things vital to living such as water or food.
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